Jong (loudly enjoying his soup): “Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp!!”
Jong: “Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp!!”.
Home-stay sponsors: “That’s NASTY!”
Jong: “Really? In my country the louder the better for the cook to hear!”
Jen (smugly): “Really.”
Jong (innocently and joyfully): “Really! I’m trying to create arena encore applause. Please Jen, I want more!”
